golfzilla

Just for you, Napoleon Bonerpants!

Sonic Levitation

Just think of what these could do to up your masturbation game!

Combat Juggling

Here's to 10 years of fine cybershit

I didnt show up for work today. It seems the escogriffe is now selling drano and marketting it as beer (isnt that what escogriffe means?). So I woke up 2 hours ago and have been fighting to keep my liquified gizzards inside of me, at least for the duration of a bit of a internet vortex, which ended with this.