I looked into the crapper, and I read the future.

Wesley Willis - Alanis Morisette par fodera6

Fuck Me.

I'm always amazed at how I somehow manage to be the author of my own personal hell. Some days I hate my brain.

That is all.

Essential Reading + Pro Tips!

What Sociology is For? Reminding Everyone That Class Warfare is Real


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Pro Tip of the week: CTRL+L highlights your current URL, making it easy to type a new one in without taking your hands of the keyboard.

O.K.... Who the fuck is messing with the blog!?!

Why is it that there's a video of a beluga-shaped plane taking off where a survey on who eats pieces of shit for breakfast should be?

Well?

BEST SUPER VILLAINS IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE

... part of it is because of the car. But what is this superb vehicle, one might ask.

At first I thought it was a modified DMC, but after regaining my soberness two days later, I could clearly see that it wasnt. (every car is a DMC when I'm drunk)

Then, after googling for Blondie Playmate (safesearch ON) because just before the movie the Spazzer had told me how Blondie had been a playmate in her time, I found this picture, and I thought: Why hell, everything is related. The cosmos answered my question...



The car featured up there is a Pantera. Hell of a nice car (fuckin cool name too), and I was pretty sure I'd nail it then. I mean it does look like Slick's car...




...then Grands Mains analyzed the Pantera and slick's car and decided that too many details were different and it didnt add up.

I've no idea how he found out, but now we know that this car is a New Brunswick beaut assembled in the very deadbeat province, and it goes by the name of its designer and builder, BRICKLIN. Its a Bricklin SV-1.



A hell of a nice car. There were about 2800 built in total in the 70s.



Can anyone lend me 12995$?

Disturbing

This is one of the most disturbing things I've ever watched.

What the fuck?

I don't know where they got the guy who does the motions, but I can tell you that it's probably the most exercise he had in years. Maybe one day Google will let him be exposed to sunshine... nah..

Moneeeeeyyyyyy

I'm really happy. I've been needing to find some extra revenue these days, to loosen my tight finances. Luckily, Google is hiring! Sweet. I hear you can choose your own hours too.