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I was working at a warehouse this week. There's one bathroom per floor. You need a key to use it, thus have a local in the building. I found this posted on the door of the bathroom stall. Brilliant.

Top Ten

So I was on the ol' Google Analytics checking out the stats for the 19Bernard blog. I decided to check out the Keywords that people searched in Google that landed them on the site. Hilarious.


So here's my top ten:

10. kylie minogue tennis ass

9. there's plenty wrong with me

8. former astronauts in kaffeyehs

7. dieter-laser

6. racism its not funny

5. site:blogspot.com + sex + images

4. mononc serge master of bobettes

3. wes anderson dipshits

2. how to forget the human centipede


...and number one!!!!...


1. caca

By Jove! I AM an oracle!

Special request for my special friends...

So ya... I got some really good news last week. I got approached by a gallery and they want to represent me. I'm stoked.

As a result, I have to make some changes in my online social media stuff. For the past while I've been using Facebook less and less for keeping in touch with friends and stalking girls, but more and more for networking with galleries and other artists. Now the gallery owner representing me wants to be my Facebook friend. At this point, it doesn't make sense not to add him.



I'm going to be tightening up my privacy settings, and removing a bunch of stuff. You know... spring cleaning. And here's my request:

Can we keep the degenerate stuff on the blog where anonymity reigns king?



Thaaaaaaaaanks.

If my life had a soundtrack I can only hope it would be as epic.

You of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me.

Probably my new favorite line in a thing ever. I love Mark Hamil's delivery on this one. Kitschy but with just the right level of creepy.

Anatomy of a Difficult Decision

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