Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Hypocrisy versus Parody

So a friend invited me to an "event" which was basically just a call to action to ban some pro-Palestinian page written in Arabic, except for some ridicously obnoxious, ignorant English part ("If Facebook blocked this page..All Muslims Will Boycott Facebook For Ever!"). The event criticized the pro-Palestinian page because it spread violence and hate.

The bizarre part was that a cursory look at the event revealed this (my photo edit)



My question to you is, is this a fine example of hypocrisy or parody?

ummm.. ya.. so this games scares the living shit out of me

Cardinal Joe Molesto The White

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Objection votre honneur ! L'accusé a pas d'osti d'allure !

So I conspired with Hasbro to destroy Cardinal's GPA

And I have been fruitful:

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/03/14/transformers-mmo-taking-form-at-runescape-dev/

UK-based Jagex is hopeful that it has the touch to make a successful Transformers MMO outside of Japan. The developer of browser-based fantasy MMO RuneScape has worked out a deal with Hasbro which will see its game released in North America, Europe, Latin America, Australia and New Zealand sometime in 2012.

There's little to go on beyond Jagex CEO Mark Gerard's promise that the title will be "dynamic and action-packed" -- and no word if it'll be based on the classic G1 Transformers or any of its subsequent iterations (or even the Bayformers).

Asia is getting its own, separate Transformers MMO from China's NetDragon. It's slated to roll out there this year.


More than likely it will brutally rape and murder Cardinal's inner child and leave it in the streets, crying little tears out whimpering "There's no place like Cybertron, there's no place like Cybertron".

Monday, March 14, 2011

Recruiting

So in other news,



I'm always looking for ways that individuals (myself primarily) can make an impact in regards to climate change. The thing is, the grandeur of the problem makes it very difficult for any one person to do anything significant that isn't involved politically, as an activist, a home owner, or in a position of power.

In the same regards, we seem to have dug ourselves into such a deep hole that the solutions to the problem (and there are many) are all very complex. It's hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel when you don't even know which way is up.

That being said, you have to start somewhere. So for the past few years, I've made small adjustments to my lifestyle. For example, using dimmers, replacing bulbs with LED or compact fluorescents, buying appliances with the highest energy rating. The problem, however, is that even though I'm sure these little changes do make a difference, they are dwarfed by the fact that our government is still building gargantuan dams to supply greedy fat Americans (for almost nothing, I might add).



So, I started a recycling program at a summer camp. I gave talks about social and environmental responsibility to young adults as well as showing them how to educate children about nature and human impact. Education is one of the best tools at our disposal, yet you have to be able to put yourself in a position to do so. At the time, I was fortunate to be around lot of young adults and children, so I made the best of it by teaching what I could about the problem.

I've read a lot of books, visited websites, and watched movies about climate change. And after all I've seen and done, there seems to be one habit of mine that really makes the most impact: riding a bike. But I don't feel good about it. The reason is simple. I'm broke. I often wonder: "If I wasn't broke, would I own a car?". It's easy to say no, but then again, who knows. I'm making an impact now by not driving a car, but only by necessity.



Which brings me to the purpose of this post. There's one thing I'm not doing, and neither is anyone I know. It's by far the most elegant way to make an impact. It's also the most effective. I'm talking about planting a tree. It's the best way to reduce CO2, reduce your impact on climate change, reduce the impact of others, reduce pollution and dust, beautify, it will probably outlive me (the way I bike around the city), create habitat for wildlife, and produce fresh air.



My family's cottage up North is surrounded by trees. The ground is covered with saplings of all sorts. The thing is, many of them won't make it to adulthood since competition for space is fierce. So I have an abundance of trees to plant that wouldn't normally make it. I'll be going up in about a month's time.

I'm recruiting my fellow 19ers for two things. First of all to come up North with me, harvest young trees, and maybe plant some around the property. But more importantly, to bring them back to the city. I've decided to do a little guerrilla gardening this Spring, and plant trees around the city in abandoned or unused areas.



So if your interested in dressing up like a ninja and biking around the city equipped with a spade and a bag full of trees, let me know, because I've resolved to do it and could always use the company. Also, start looking for potential spots and coming up with funny explanations to give to the cops when they try to tell you that you're doing something wrong.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

There can be only one

I guess some of you knew I was going to post this. Raspetienne, you need to know this now. There is only one true cheesy saxophonist whose notoriety spans decades.

The original sax footage (embedding was disabled)

And here it is on SNL, twenty years later.



I guess some things just can't be forgotten.

Sergioooooooo