We've all received forwards. They ressemble what's on TV in that most of them are pure crap. But once in a while, a gem arises, like a swallowed diamond in a steaming pile of shit. It is with great pleasure that I present to you the wisdom of Jean-Claude Van Damme. I have twelve (12) of them. I shall tickle your brain with one a day, in no particular order. I think you'll agree that their beauty needs no visual enhancements.
"Si tu attends le mois d'octobre pour faire des poissons d'avril, tu
attrapes plus de gens."
J.C VanDamme
Monday, December 7, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Jack the Ripper, indeed!
Jesus H. Christ!
I was procrastinating on the net and doing some personal scientific research on serial killers when I stumbled upon this interesting site...
Now now, don't cry out of outrage and accuse me of trying to shock you, people, I'm just doing this in the interest of science. Those were pictures taken by men of science, mind you.
So, if you don't have the guts to review all the listed photos, you should at least take a glimpse at old Jack the Ripper's victims. They're easier on the stomach, since they were taken more then a century ago.
His name will probably make more sense once you've seen them.
There's also a neat one of a decomposed Gacy victims skull, I thought I should mention.
Anyhow, have a nice weekend, buddies, and stay away from fat clowns, and/or dark alleys.
I was procrastinating on the net and doing some personal scientific research on serial killers when I stumbled upon this interesting site...
Now now, don't cry out of outrage and accuse me of trying to shock you, people, I'm just doing this in the interest of science. Those were pictures taken by men of science, mind you.
So, if you don't have the guts to review all the listed photos, you should at least take a glimpse at old Jack the Ripper's victims. They're easier on the stomach, since they were taken more then a century ago.
His name will probably make more sense once you've seen them.
There's also a neat one of a decomposed Gacy victims skull, I thought I should mention.
Anyhow, have a nice weekend, buddies, and stay away from fat clowns, and/or dark alleys.
Friday, December 4, 2009
losing it, again. But this time's for real. I AM LOSING IT.
Dear Bernard,
I'm sad...
You know, a man works hard for 30 hours, and then, in a matter of 15 seconds, all his work gets lost, because said man gives in the wrong version of his program.........
... whats a man supposed to do?
At least there's this guy to make feel neat again. Boy, what would I do without music...
I'm sad...
You know, a man works hard for 30 hours, and then, in a matter of 15 seconds, all his work gets lost, because said man gives in the wrong version of his program.........
... whats a man supposed to do?
At least there's this guy to make feel neat again. Boy, what would I do without music...
Someone tell Spazz
THQ
Their portfolio isn't really stellar as far as internally developed games are concerned but they do control the excellent Company of Heroes (courtesy of Relic) and they have exclusive rights to the Warhammer 4K universe (Dawn of War II was also developed by Relic).
The city of Montreal can add another gaming studio to its ranks, as THQ has announced plans for its biggest studio yet: THQ Montreal. The new development house will focus on "creating core games for THQ" and assisting with titles developed by the company's other studios worldwide. THQ Montreal is expected to create some 400 new jobs in the Quebec province, with THQ's Paradigm Entertainment head, Dave Gatchel, overseeing operations when the studio opens in mid-2010.
THQ VP Steve DeCosta says it's not just the tax breaks that make Montreal such an appealing place to set up shop, but also the talent pool in the region -- sentiments shared by neighboring Ontario minister Sandra Pupatello.
Their portfolio isn't really stellar as far as internally developed games are concerned but they do control the excellent Company of Heroes (courtesy of Relic) and they have exclusive rights to the Warhammer 4K universe (Dawn of War II was also developed by Relic).
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Sooooo....
Me and Sychophantic whateveryouwhatsit and I went for a walk and we came across this:
discuss...
discuss...
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Anything going on this weekend?
I have a friend coming in from out of town and I'm not the kind of person who really keeps his ear to the ground when it comes to things like social events.
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
Monday, November 30, 2009
2009
When the year 2009 came, I thought: Cool. The future. The year picked by many an 80’s science fiction writer to avoid the obvious rounding off at 2010 (I presume). It is a Dolph Lundgren movie. It’s also common enough to not be a prime number year. It is innocuous, plain and unsuspecting. So who cares about 2009? Forget 2009. Even the blog had a bad year. I bet even Anonymous (that asshole) had a bad year.
This is 2009
Like a walking shit, it is a creature whose properties do not normally allow for subsistence. It is a monster that has one month left to live. It is what 2007 accidentally created despite 2006’s warning and what 2008 forgot to nurture.
I’m a firm believer in new beginnings so I trust 2010 will be the golden year that 2018 will vainly try to imitate and that 2028 will ignore altogether. And I wish this for everyone whose salad days seem far behind. We’re not getting old. We’re just having trouble adapting. So yes, a month in advance, I bid you all a happy new year.
This is 2009
Like a walking shit, it is a creature whose properties do not normally allow for subsistence. It is a monster that has one month left to live. It is what 2007 accidentally created despite 2006’s warning and what 2008 forgot to nurture.
I’m a firm believer in new beginnings so I trust 2010 will be the golden year that 2018 will vainly try to imitate and that 2028 will ignore altogether. And I wish this for everyone whose salad days seem far behind. We’re not getting old. We’re just having trouble adapting. So yes, a month in advance, I bid you all a happy new year.
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