Life & Death

This made me think of a reverso Cardinal Molesto.

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Deichkind

I'm sorry, but I have to admit, there are things in this world, which are - unfortunately awesome. Cars cause pollution, the environment suffers, but a fancy new ride is - unfortunately awesome. I'm chewing on a crayon, mom tells me to 'Stop it!', but it relaxes me - unfortunately awesome. Diagnosis: psychosis!, I don't care, a joint first thing in the morning - unfortunately awesome. "Stop nuclear energy!" you hear them screaming and I charge my smartphone - unfortunately awesome. Finally a new job, gotta' get up early in the morning, getting wasted in a pub - unfortunately awesome. My teeth are rotten, but they don't hurt yet, I'm not going to the dentist - unfortunately awesome. I'm decorating drunken friends, it's mean indeed, - but unfortunately awesome. Bad for the offspring, bad for the North-sea, bad for your head - but unfortunately awesome. Bad for your karma, bad for your future, bad for your job - but unfortunately awesome. No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you. Just look around, take a look at them, they are exactly like us. No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you. Just look around, take a look at them, take a look at them, take a look at them. Throwing out books, throwing out the shelf, my new flatscreen - unfortunately awesome. The bank sends a bill, I ain't opening it, throw in the trash - unfortunately awesome. I get up in the morning, coffee tastes delicious, I go back to bed - unfortunately awesome. I can't see a thing, everything's dark, but wearing sunglasses in the club is - unfortunately awesome. I didn't like the record from Deichkind, but their shows are - unfortunately awesome. Oh my god, who is this tramp in my bed, I must have been yesterday evening - unfortunately horny. LED lights under my bed, LED lights under my closet, LED lights under my bed - unfortunately awesome. A dragon and a warrior are fighting on a hill, airbrush painting - unfortunately awesome. Bad for the quota, bad for the quint, bad for my quad - but unfortunately awesome. Bad for the plans, bad for the belly, bad for the plot - but unfortunately awesome. No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you. Just look around, take a look at them, they are exactly like us. No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you. Just look around, take a look at them, take a look at them, take a look at them. I'm watching a lot, I use to watch for quite some time, do you know Barbara Salesch? - unfortunately awesome. I can't afford it, everything on credit, my card is glowing - unfortunately awesome. I'm waving the vegan, with a mouth full of minced meat - mmmmmh! - unfortunately awesome. Oh my cat is unfortunately dead, but three days of partying was - unfortunately awesome. Stop thinking, switch off your brains, follow your instincts - unfortunately awesome. I fancy the burger, fancy the tits, fancy the beer! - unfortunately awesome. Little children's hands stitching beautiful shoes, my new sneakers are - unfortunately awesome. In this song nothing rhymes at all, but no one noticed..... - unfortunately awesome. No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you. Just look around, take a look at them, they are exactly like us. No need to pretend, you like it as well, I'm a part of you. Just look around, take a look at them, take a look at them, take a look at them. Bad for your whirlpool, bad for the truth, bad for the wok, bad for the Greeks, bad for the GEMA, bad for your god!

Spoon game

The beauty of this game is that it serves as analogy to pretty much every political conflict going on in the world today.

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I must admit I am shocked at this article you can find cached here. I don't know if shocked is the proper word, but I am certainly feeling something. It feels like how you feel when you interact with someone shockingly idiotic but who thinks they are smart.

You should read the article. It isn't too long. And to be fair, the newspaper has removed both the post and the author. You can find their response here. That being said, it still reveals the feelings and intentions of Zionist extremists.

Isra Heil! Isra Heil! Isra Heil!