I'm sorry I fucked up. It was stupid. I was stupid. And slightly hypocritical. I remember warning and advising my social circle to take it easy Saturday night. Is there a difference between excuses and reasons? That depends whether you're speaking to your mom or your bookie. Regardless, I believe that my failure is a mixture of both.
You see, it was my niece's birthday party on Saturday. My sister got me drunk because she wanted me to stay longer. I could have said no, but it's so good, once it hits your lips, it's so good.
Needless to say, over three litres of beer later, my decision-making abilities were severely compromised. Combine the late night with the mildly severe cramps I blame on the McDonald's I had before bed, I was in no mood to brutalize my stomach, liver and intestines any further.
I apologize. Here's a token to beg your forgiveness: Another scene from Old School which is surely one of the funniest movies scenes in the history of cinema.
Yours truly,
The bières versées en trop team
1 comment:
How could you!?
You seem to have done something terrible, and I'm not about to forgive you any sooner. Much more so because I dont know what you're talking about.
On a completely unrelated subject,
I received two absolutely strange phone calls yesterday, from weird voiced individuals who urged me to go "drink" with them, at noon on a sunday?!
What could they possibly have meant by that? People are getting more and more bizarre these days, I'm telling you.
On another completely unrelated subject, as I was randomly zapping the tube, I realized that there was an unusual amount of really ugly anglophones on TV yesterday. Thats when I realized what day it was.
March 22nd!!! International World Water Day!!! I understood then the reason of the two weird calls I received previously. So I drank two glasses of water in their honor.
The water was ok, although maybe slightly better than usual.
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