Thank you for the birthday wishes. And a special thank you to Candyman for his considerate efforts and embarassments at my expense.
In order to celebrate my non-death I will be hosting a Ping-Pong Extravaganza or a Furious Table-Tennis Fiesta.
This Saturday, at 20h.
Be there or I'll shit on your grave.
11 comments:
in that case i'm getting cremated.
Thats worse, he'll shit in your ash pot and it will all coagulate like cat litter.
And then there's no way you can reincarnate.
You're assuming I would keep my ashes in an urn. I'll have a viking funeral. It'll be a big pyre followed by merry making, raping, pillaging and then smores.
incidentally, burning of the corpse prevents the resurrection during the end times not the reincarnation of the person (Hindus, as far as I know, regularly burn the bodies of the dead).
yeah but ashes covered in shit wont reincarnate anything but shit.
Now if you want to live your next life in a turd thats your choice, and I respect it.
Well then throw a tampon in there so I have a 50/50 chance of resurrecting as Camila Parker Bowle's tampon.
(did you catch the obscure SNL referrence?)
SNL?
never heard of it.
Huh, it's not an SNL reference (or maybe you're most disconnected than I thought); it's a reference to a love letter Prince Charles wrote to CPB. For some reason, the letter was found. SNL did wasn't going to drop that ball.
... AND prince Charles was wishing to reincarnate into a TAMPON!?
seriously?
HAR!
yeah, ugh.
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