It ain't my b-day nymore but let's just say I haven't gone to sleep yet, soze the samez day.
Anyways, I'll spread some propaganda and you and get aways with 'cause its my birthday.
Two-wheel stats:
If you cycle regularly, you can expect to be as fit as an average person 10 years younger.
On a bicycle, you can travel up to 1,037km on the energy equivalent of a litre of petrol.
Cyclists absorb lower levels of pollutants from traffic fumes than car drivers. ( This leaves me perplexed)
On average, cyclists live two years longer than non-cyclists.
"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the human race." HG Wells
"Be part of the future, it feels good!" Ram Puniyani
9 comments:
That one giant wheel reminds me of what will happen when, randomly, Piernitas chooses "Build motion machine" out of the chores char.
This was you most profound entry~! I am so moved, I think it is time to pull out me wheels~!
Oh and happy be-laited my love~! poor timing on my part, please understand things have been a bit on the crazy side. XOXOXOXOX
Not to mention that biking will give you testicular cancer, if it hasnt got you killed on the road before. I tell ya, those things should be left only for minges to ride. Then their lack of spacio-visual skills would only hurt themselves. Thats what I say, and you can lay to that.
Also, sitting all day on a bike can give you an acute case of Fat-Ass. Go running, you'll be able to rely on your legs, not your tires. Plus, the only danger are those cyclist fuckers on overpasses. But a few spiked tracks can take care of them.
duke's comments = rubbish
Duke's comments = misplaced anger
Duke's life = misplaced anger
My anger is well placed : deep and well pounded in your mother's minge.
Duke's gettin' upset!
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