True story:
My roomate, Cassinova (fire_fly1827@videotron.ca) baked some muffins yesterday. This morning they were looking quite good, so I ask her:
Amresh: Hey, can I eat your muff'?
Cassinova: Teeheehee, Amresh, you comic genius you, of course you can. *coquetish twirl of hair with finger* + *little shake of hip*
Amresh:Hmmmm, your muff' is great, nice and moist.
Cassinova: You should try it with cheese.
EWWWWW!
Now don't get me wrong, I have no problem with a little cheese drippling from my facial hair after a little mouthfull of yeastinfected muff. But cheese on a muffin? *gagh*
Oh, and yes, I have just invented a new term, drippling. I feel like a poet, because it sounds perfect for those little droplets of juice hanging out in your beard after eating a nice mango-like sexual organ.
3 comments:
I don't get the picture. What is that supposed to be?
a box
eeewwww! Amresh evulvatated a girl and now its rotten green and he's holding it in his hand!
eeewwwww!
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