Sooooooo.... here I am in The Canada, minding my own fucking business, penis slightly aroused and all, when suddenly this Down syndrome affected kid pops up in my face right around the corner. Now, you know how the special people look very much like asian people (if not, update your knowledge by viewing the retard in the picture, he or she does look like a chink, no doubt), well this guy, and I'm telling you this even if you might not fully grasp the splendidity, but this particular mentally challenged retard was, I'm not shitting you, he was a chink! I couldnt believe my eyes! That was the most Sino-Asio-chinese experience I've ever experienced! It was like more chinese than Jackie Chan throwing chopsticks at General Tao while trying to free the baby girls from their communist party ordered abortion with immolated tibetan monks in the background being used for Barbequeuing the people's republic guard's dog mechoui, with pandas and flying dragons and all. Ch-ch-ch-china! Step away Corkie, world, I give you Chinkie.
Well, actually, I didnt talk to the kid so I cant give him to you, I was too dumbfounded to react properly and put him in chains. Next time I'll try to club this chink retard and bring him back home with me.
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splendid. i plan on using this word more often.... say it out loud with me: "splendid"... and emphasis on the p... "sPPlendid"! see? isn't it fun? this retardo-retarded-retard of a mongolian wonder is absolutely sPPPlendid!
Splendid indeed. On the other hand, I plan on clubing more Corky/Chinsky peoples. I hear they wash dishes pretty well. You should know that dish washing is a major issue in 19ia.
this is so inappropriate that i pissharted.
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