Do you guys know hard it was to take this picture of myself. First the lighting, then I had to get a huge backdrop, then I had to shave my legs, then I had to go buy a flower, then I had to stuff my sack into my body, then I had to keep the camera straight...
Thanks for the effort, but an invaginated penis will not be mistaken for a puss. (at least not for me, oh no, I'm not getting fooled by this, not again)
And by first you mean second. First you had to take the neighbour's dog's dick out of your mouth.
Hmmmm, dog dick. Slurp.
But seriously, few things disgust me more than erect dog penis. Although, to be fair, they lead to much hilariousness when after copulation, batch and bitch are stuck together. Hihihi.
And I presume that within the few things more disgusting you would most certainly name the erect goat penis. If not, you should definitely assist to this bedazzling spectacle, disgusting it is indeed, so much disgusting it might even slightly arouse your penile appendice, which sight, I presume, would fill my soul with disgust as well, but not so much as to slightly arouse me, god forbid.
As a matter of fact, I was going to post a picture of an erect goat penis but to my extreme disapointment I could not find any such thing on the internet. And they call this an efficient information diffusion media. What a farce. What a pitiful farce.
7 comments:
what is this?
still no puss in sight
how disapointing
who's anus am i staring at? just so i know who's name to yell in about 2 minutes...
Do you guys know hard it was to take this picture of myself. First the lighting, then I had to get a huge backdrop, then I had to shave my legs, then I had to go buy a flower, then I had to stuff my sack into my body, then I had to keep the camera straight...
Thanks for the effort, but an invaginated penis will not be mistaken for a puss. (at least not for me, oh no, I'm not getting fooled by this, not again)
And by first you mean second. First you had to take the neighbour's dog's dick out of your mouth.
Hmmmm, dog dick. Slurp.
But seriously, few things disgust me more than erect dog penis. Although, to be fair, they lead to much hilariousness when after copulation, batch and bitch are stuck together. Hihihi.
And I presume that within the few things more disgusting you would most certainly name the erect goat penis. If not, you should definitely assist to this bedazzling spectacle, disgusting it is indeed, so much disgusting it might even slightly arouse your penile appendice, which sight, I presume, would fill my soul with disgust as well, but not so much as to slightly arouse me, god forbid.
As a matter of fact, I was going to post a picture of an erect goat penis but to my extreme disapointment I could not find any such thing on the internet.
And they call this an efficient information diffusion media. What a farce. What a pitiful farce.
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