Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Hey Bonerpants....

Keep your eye on the clown...



Maybe I should get you a stuffed poodle named Parsley for your birthday. If you should die before you wake.....

5 comments:

Dementor said...

what, bonerpants 's got coulro?

THATS why he never liked Mr. Bungle!

Master of the Craw said...

My name is Dr. Rockzo! I'm the Rock n' Roll clown! I do cocaine!

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Ok, I am not afraid of clowns. I just find them creepy. In fact, I would be willing to dress up as a clown because creepiness attracts me somewhat. Spiders, however, that's a whole nother thang!

I actually have trouble believing that someone could be that afraid of clowns. Clearly one did something to her when she was a kid.

My apprehension probably stems from certain movies I saw when I was young, i.e. the dead clown at the beginning of Octopussy, those romanian carnies in Her Aliby, and this one movie where a clown uses an ether doused rag to kidnap a child.

If they really want to see some results in this experiment, they should have the clown suddenly charge at her as soon as she's calmed down. See what happens there.

Master of the Craw said...

Spiders are awesome. So awesome I actually went looking for wolf spiders at wilvie.

Dementor said...

fuck! I totally forgot to do that!