In the spirit of the festivities, I wanted to remind you that I've been here:
And you haven't. And probably never will. Because you are unable to live life at its fullest. Which you've proven since day one (1).
Welcome to the first day of the rest of your shitty excuse for a life. Now go jog. Or do whatever your fellow ratracers do.
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Hey Bonerpants, you're supposed to call me when you go running.
Call me next time, when you go running.
I've been asking him forever, don't bother. He'll never call... they never call.
Judging by his behaviour, I don't think he knows how to place outgoing calls...
Fine, I will call. And to top that, I will propose track & field day. And to that, Slapmaster J shall propose a 19 Bernard Decathlon!
"J'attends toujours. Etes-vous toujours là?"
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