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Charlton Heston, who appeared in some 100 films in his 60-year acting career but who is remembered chiefly for his monumental, jut-jawed portrayals of Moses, Ben-Hur and Michelangelo, died Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills, Calif. He was 83.
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He was finally overtaken by those damn dirty apes. He is survived by his shotgun Betty and his replica of the 10 commandments.
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The 19 got two out of three figures linked to Charlston... Moses, the ape, and unfortunately he chose Rutger Hauer over Michelangelo (god damn weakest link!)
Its almost like the 19bernard foreseen it!
Oh! Tell me please dear blorgacle: will I ever get to play my NES games on Spazz's big screen?
no wait...Rutger Hauer...
!!!BIGGER GUNS!!!
!!!THE NRA!!!
Dear lord.
Rutger Hauer, the guy who played the main replicant in Blade Runner?
Also, I've shaken the magic 8ball of the 19 bernard and the answer is "Try again later". Sorry. Next time we should try a fortune cookie.
Do they still make soilent green?
If they did he would now be going into a new batch of it. I'd buy me some of that.
That ape definitely had some of it... wait,oh no, he was just soiling green.
Since his Charlie's fingers are both cold AND dead, do you think I can have my gun back?
no, but you can definitely lick'em.
Zip Zap RAP!
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