Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Speaking of records...



WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA GET FLYING CARS!?!?!?!?! I remember when I was a kid, the visions people had of the future. We were supposed to have colonized the moon by now. AND BE DRIVING FLYING CARS!! And be eating pills instead of having to cook these ridiculously lavish meals we keep preparing. Why is there still war, and why isn't it interstellar? No, that's too far. Why isn't it interplanetary? Why am I not part robot!?

5 comments:

Barbarosa said...

I thought you had a bionic dick.

Dementor said...

Why dont you go rent yourself a Wii or something.

Anonymous said...

the future's always late for the really cool stuff and always late for the shitty stuff... at least the past was on time!

Anonymous said...

^^that didn't make any sense... i meant to say that the future's always late for the cool stuff and EARLY for the shitty stuff.

there.

Karl Hungus said...

You know too much.