Saturday, April 14, 2007

Dear Duke,

Because of your poor vision, you have been wandering this world aimlessly, only half aware of the things around you. Like an ant unaware of the countless humans walking about overhead, you have been confined to a lesser dimension of this universe. You are severely lacking in knowledge, and are about to embark on a wanderous journey. But I feel I should warn you. I am an extremely attractive man and you may not be prepared to see me in all my glory. I fear that, just as staring at the sun can burn out your retinas, so can my beauty. So whenever you feel you are ready to meet me face to face, perhaps behind a veil, I should warn you: prepare to be...

5 comments:

Hamma said...

I was really saddened by the break-up of the golden couple: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, and always thought that Jen should hook up with Stamos.

Take that Brangelina

Barbarosa said...

STAMOSED!

Master of the Craw said...

correction, jen should hook up with me. i mean really, what does he have over me other than chiseled features, millions of dollars and that Hollywood clout? i mean, can he recite entire sections of A New Hope's script? I bet he can't.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

I can see!!! And here's what I've noticed. Everyone STILL looks like John Lennon! Incredible!!!

Maybe I'll soon see a guy with ultra-baggy pants, high flat hair, and a cassette boombox.

Barbarosa said...

Your dick?