Dear Duke,

Because of your poor vision, you have been wandering this world aimlessly, only half aware of the things around you. Like an ant unaware of the countless humans walking about overhead, you have been confined to a lesser dimension of this universe. You are severely lacking in knowledge, and are about to embark on a wanderous journey. But I feel I should warn you. I am an extremely attractive man and you may not be prepared to see me in all my glory. I fear that, just as staring at the sun can burn out your retinas, so can my beauty. So whenever you feel you are ready to meet me face to face, perhaps behind a veil, I should warn you: prepare to be...