Sunday, December 7, 2008
2006
Phew, i think i finally made it to 2006, as i'm writing this from my cell phone on my opera mini browser! This unlimited web browsing option is der shize! Especially since for all intents and purposes, i'm now paying a dollar less for all the same options i used to have, except now i get unlimited mobile web browsing. So why don't you tethered ludites suck my balls as i masturbate in a public bathroom looking at online porn on my phone screen!
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I think I'm gonna be sick.
I hope you get a virus on your cellphone and all your pictures end up on some celebrity blog.
Also, I hope you drop your cellphone in the toilet while masturbating in the bathroom.
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