That's right! I'm here to join Dildo in the raping of this blog. Enjoy! Oh yeah, and good luck trying to get that cantankerous whistling out of your head.
"Why are you doing this to us?" you may ask. Well, I figured some of my friends are going through a pretty tough time right now. So if I come off as a bitter asshole, I'll make them feel better about their own state of mind. Seems logical to me.
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wait a second! Thats the song we all danced to wearing 6 packs on our heads, except for you! THATS why you hate it. Cause you didnt have the guts!
Wow. Its already been 3 years since my last mushroom trip.
Is that too long?
yes. I'm in.
It has been a while for me as well... although seeing Woody high as a kite climb the jungle gym near Bonerpant's house this summer gave me a contact high.
Then I realized I was kind of drunk.
Shrooms!
3 years = too long.
We must discuss a date.
Note the conspicuous abstinence of Bonerpants.
I can see him right now, , a drop of sweat slowly running down his forehead, the only sign of the inner struggle between the Banker and the wild Bonerpants, as they contemplate the possibility of unethical self-indulgence, weighing the risks and benefits of such an unauthorized act of malevolence!
Let go of your inhibitions, Bonerpants! FREE YOUR SOUL FROM THE EVER CONFINING CONTROL OF THE BANK!
Fool! I take los hongos for the therapeutic hell ride which brings my conscious up to speed with my subconscious. The inner recesses of my mind are far more entertaining to me than seeing the Green Room from the inside of a box. Free your soul, you say. That's why I take them. But why should you see it happening? I'll externalize when I feel like it, and be one with the world, but only once I'm clean of inner conflicts, something you should try. Its' pretty zen.
ah ah! then, how could you become one with the world and at the same time be rid of your inner conflicts, when the world itself is one big pile of conflicting shit eaters figting for the biggest turd!
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