Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sorry Dildo

Here is a little bit of education for everyone. Dr. Cocktopus told me about this little bit of historical interest.



This is partly where soccer comes from. Its safe to assume that every sport we play today is a fruity version of organized medieval brawls. And to think that it was mainly played by rich aristocrats before it was banned only to be revived in the 1930s. If rich boys played this game, what did the prisoners play? Whatever it was, it surely involved a meat hook or a craw of some sort.

Here is another video for good measure. And yes, the soundtrack is questionable. This sport must be obscure 'cause its hard to find decent footage of it.

13 comments:

Dementor said...

so whats the rules for that game?

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

rule #1: boxing gloves are for pussies

Master of the Craw said...

rule #2: always wipe front to back.


anyways, i concede defeat. He explains in the first video that the sports used to be called calcio by the italians but was later renamed football by the british. the terminology stuck in italy.

It still doesn't mean that cancha isn't used as a term to describe futbol in italy or even all over the world.

Karl Hungus said...

He mentions " la caccia" in the interview. It means "goal"

Karl Hungus said...

I was in Florence for one of these games. It was one of the most insane things I'd ever seen. The night before the game, drunk off two bottles of wine, I scaled the fences with a bunch of tourists and locals and we played a game of soccer on the field lit only by the moon. Fun as fucking hell.

Dementor said...

tell me more! tell me more!

Karl Hungus said...

The Italians hated all the North Americans playing because they sucked and they were all drunk. I remember a lot of swearing and a lot of laughing.

Karl Hungus said...

The Italians weren't the ones laughing.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Yeah I was going to mention the whole calcio to football transition but Wikipedia seems to somewhat disagree

Dementor said...

will you stop it already and move on to some other pointless subject?!

Master of the Craw said...

I have a pointless subject for you. It's in my pants!

Dementor said...

Go on.

Master of the Craw said...

um, I've got nothing.






(that's what she said... woooooo!)