Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Shhh.

Did you guys know its Napoleon Bonerpants' birthday this Saturday?

I propose we thow him a surprise party.

Well, by party I mean we surprise him at someone's place and then watch Benny Hill.



They call it a mega set, but I see nary a single girl on the cover.

7 comments:

Karl Hungus said...

What!?!?!? You bought it!?!?! I was raised on that shit! Well that, the Three Stooges, Charlie Chaplin, and the old black and white Zoro episodes.

Holy shit....no wonder I'm so fucked up.

Master of the Craw said...

this explains so much.

i was raised on 3-2-1 contact and square one and nintendo...

god, i was destined to be a nerd. why i'm not still a virgin i don't know.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

I used to watch that religiously with my religious grandmother...my birthday will have to be postponed, though

Dementor said...

Dildo, you can thank Don Johnson for your sexual know how, he thought us our every moves.

Dementor said...

that tought.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

okay! Benny Hill Saturday! PLEASE!

Master of the Craw said...

I've said this before and I'll say it again: I wanted to die like that guy in The Meaning of Life who was chased by a horde of naked women but I demand it be done to the Benny Hill music.