Saturday, September 6, 2008

and now for something more appropriate.

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17 comments:

Barbarosa said...

jonny boie

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

I love how he basically summarizes la musique de fesses which will be the downfall of humanity. Well, that and mediocrity Nazis.

Master of the Craw said...

wait, are mediocrity nazis mediocre nazis or people who get on your case about being mediocre?

I are confused.

Dementor said...

if they were mediocre nazis they'd be called just that, obviously. So I guess they're just those guys who make it a goal in their life to make sure they dont achieve anything coming close to what society perceives as a success, while imposing their views and ideals of generalized failure on others.

Barbarosa said...

Sounds like the lot of us.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Nerdlord, you've hit the nail on the head.

Dementor said...

shut up bonerpants!
you're passed the 50% progression benchmark in the Society Conformism game of life. You've beated the level of owning a condo and now you just gotta get around the Mortgage boss. Your next level is parenthood. You're not worthy of the Mediocrity Nazi title! If you were, you'd sell the condo at loss and go back to your parents and ask them to deal with the bank in exchange for domestic chores.

Dementor said...

I cant believe I'm in an advanced english class.
"Beated." That is so intermediate.

Master of the Craw said...

conjugation, irregular verbs and you: the love triangle from which there is no escapeted.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

You fool! Mediocrity nazis can own a condo. If you're stuck behind two of them crowding the escalator thus imposing their sluggishness and lack of general passion for life, you bet your ass they've settled in somewhere.

Karl Hungus said...

I don't think owning a condo qualifies you as a mediocrity nazi when all one can hear blaring out of your windows is Scandinavian metal 24/7.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Wait, does that just make them think I'm a regular nazi?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Scandinivians are blond.

Master of the Craw said...

but they're not prone to taking over other countries... but they are prone to raping and pillaging.
so, they're viking-nazis?

Dementor said...

Vikings and nazis are two incompatible concepts. Nazis need a million dollar (1936 dollars) propaganda budget to get them all riled up and ready to kill jews and homosexuals, whereas Vikings would follow anyone who'd promise them blood and gold. Also, if Vikings had had access to tanks, V2 rockets and U boats, there is no way they would have let a bunch of jews take over the world.

Dementor said...

No way.

Master of the Craw said...

If vikings had had access to 20th century weaponry nothing short of a legion of similarly armed pirates could have stopped them.