Friday, August 1, 2008

Something Smells Fishy

As I was googlemapping Friday's randonnée to Lac-St-Louis, I happenned upon this little known part of Montreal.



This can only mean one thing. Hitler's back. He's been living in the Monty since you-know-when. I mean, who else would make an Island for Jews? Disturbing. Perhaps the sequel to the Thousand-Year Reich will be The Final Solution II: This time it's personal!

Also, if you look at the bottom right of the pic, you'll notice Boulevard ROI du Nord!?!?!?! Did some poutine shop buy a street?

Lastly, regardless of the Hitler angle, what is up with the Island of Jews, Strawberry Island, Kennedy Island and Paré Island (Paré means stop in Spanigh) being together?

I haven't seen such a funny confluence of names since Maria-Helena Youretoogay!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

the paré island is mine, keep out!

Woody Esplanade said...

first off, please don't ever call the waterway between Laval and Boisbriand part of Montreal. Secondly, you've uncovered our secret lair. Thirdly, it's weird that there's no mention of this on the internet, other than:

"This island, part of the Sainte-Rose archipelago at Laval, is one of the many islands along the Mille Iles River that have remained in their natural state. Mature forest communities cover most of the island. A number of typical local species are present, including silver maple, sugar maple, butternut hickory, button-bush and red oak".

I'm launching an investigation

Master of the Craw said...

obviously, it's all the jewish lobby's doing.
i mean, they have david copperfield on their side. if he can make the statue of liberty disappear i'm sure an island is small potatoes.