Have you noticed how its been getting warmer these days? Did you notice how today we got rain and not snow? WINTER IS OVER! SPRING HAS SPRUNG! Ahhhhhhh...
By the way, if you use the microwave, the cat will explode and you'll have to throw the whole thing out. Trust me, it's messy and not worth the clean. Even if you do manage to make it spotless, the smell lingers for months. All your food will taste like dead cat.
However, the conventional oven is worth a shot. I've learned that wrapping the animal in aluminum foil is that best way to keep if from charring. Keep the oven on LOW. VERY IMPORTANT!!! Although, the great thing about the conventional oven is that if you fuck up and it dies, you can always put the oven on self-clean. Then all you need to clean up the ashes is a vacuum cleaner.
Please note that none of this knowledge comes from harming animals in any way. All of this was tested on babies.
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Backstabbin swine
Urnh?
Yeah! ....Asshole!
Everybody's against me!
Spring my ass!
I forgot the cat outside and now I have to choose between the conventional and microwave oven to defrost him.
Who the sexy mountain whore in the picture?
Napoleon's fantasy
By the way, if you use the microwave, the cat will explode and you'll have to throw the whole thing out. Trust me, it's messy and not worth the clean. Even if you do manage to make it spotless, the smell lingers for months. All your food will taste like dead cat.
However, the conventional oven is worth a shot. I've learned that wrapping the animal in aluminum foil is that best way to keep if from charring. Keep the oven on LOW. VERY IMPORTANT!!! Although, the great thing about the conventional oven is that if you fuck up and it dies, you can always put the oven on self-clean. Then all you need to clean up the ashes is a vacuum cleaner.
Please note that none of this knowledge comes from harming animals in any way. All of this was tested on babies.
Only cute babies I hope. Ugly babies deserve to suffer through life being nasty.
The proof is in the pudding sir, the proof is in the pudding.
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