Hector X. Delgado and born in Chula Vista, California. He is a sailor in the US Navy. He grew up near the San Diego Navy Yards. He enlisted in the Navy as soon as he was able. He participated in patrolling and engaged in action in the Mekong Delta and served on carrier operations in the Middle East before joining the G.I. Joe Team.
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and yes, he's gay.
GAY AS A FRENCH COCK!
I don't care what the Village People told you, sailor does not equal gay. Is the entire Navy of any country gay? Are all Navy Seals gay? They're just dudes that share an affinity for the sea, not cocks or little white hats. Salaud, you like going in the water, and if you do end up joining the army, guess where you'll end up...that's right, the Navy. Although if you're gay, my argument becomes moot.
And lets look at it this way, if sailors are gay, than why aren't motorcycle cops, indian chiefs and construction workers gay as well?
Admittedly, though, I did type gay GI Joe in google images to find this picture. Its an awkward reference to how I perceived myself after a funny haircut one time.
I should also mention that Shipwreck (who I thought was called Seasalt for awhile) was my favorite GI Joe because he was a bitter antagonizing fucker, unlike those army poster boys Duke and Flint. Salaud, I think you should have this picture.
Huuuf!
Intimate!
so Duke and Flint would be you and Amresh?
Makes sense.
Trebek and Davidoff would definitely be Cobra Commander and Dextro.
wooow...cool... I get to be shipwreck.
The bitter gay sailor.
Works for me, as long as I get to kick Dextro's metallic face.
So.. uh... when should we change our names?
now?
ok...
Arrrr...wheres my butter bum?
yarrr...thats more like it...
Ok then, Duke it is. But Salaud, you might want to trade back because Duke strangely looks like Dolph Lundgren: your favorite man of men.
I'm definitely Destro. That way I get to roll around in the hay with the Baroness!
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