good times
Here' a quote for you."Guys, have you ever woken up with an erection?Then you find out you're in a massage chair in a store."
"By the way, you know you have a drinking problem, when the bartender knows your name.And you've never been to that bar before."
"I came across Tony Danza's star on the walk of fame. And I urinated on him, yelling 'Who's the Boss Now?' "
"You know what I like to do when I'm making out with a woman?I like to whisper into her ear: 'Will you touch my vagina?'And she's like: 'What?'And I'm like: 'That's what YOU'RE supposed to say' "
Shit, I just saw what Davidoff did to my post. Amresh got out-Amreshed!I was caught unawares!
But really, I think its time to get down to business.Davidoff, do your friends know how little your parents respect you?
Dead clowns are fucking hilarious!I never knew that!Wow! crazy
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Here' a quote for you.
"Guys, have you ever woken up with an erection?
Then you find out you're in a massage chair in a store."
"By the way, you know you have a drinking problem, when the bartender knows your name.
And you've never been to that bar before."
"I came across Tony Danza's star on the walk of fame. And I urinated on him, yelling 'Who's the Boss Now?' "
"You know what I like to do when I'm making out with a woman?
I like to whisper into her ear: 'Will you touch my vagina?'
And she's like: 'What?'
And I'm like: 'That's what YOU'RE supposed to say' "
Shit, I just saw what Davidoff did to my post. Amresh got out-Amreshed!
I was caught unawares!
But really, I think its time to get down to business.
Davidoff, do your friends know how little your parents respect you?
Dead clowns are fucking hilarious!
I never knew that!
Wow! crazy
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