The I'm not gay case. EXHIBIT A : The male upskirt

I have been thoroughly studying the picture and to me there is not an ounce of a doubt left, this is definitely a male tennis player. A very feminine one, given, but nevertheless the ass assuredly does belong to a man. So let it be known that I do am able to differenciate a man from a woman and thus I am not gay. Because if I was affected by gayness, as we all know, my condition would prevent me from being able to discern males from females.
Now if we could move on to a more pressing subject: I would very much like to see more of Microman's features. Please.