Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Why are men ugly
Men are so ugly.
The hair, the big feet, the hair, the fat, the foreskin. Even jews or shaven balls.
Ugly ugly ugly.
I mean, look at this guy for instance.
Be honest people, and tell me the first feelings that strike you when you look at him. I'm not trying to disrespect anyone here, I'm just trying to understand the sex laws. That gorgeous woman in stripes is swoling my penile appendice while the guy in the picture is deflating it. Why is it so? Is it really just a question of hormones and social upbringing, or is it just that women have no taste whatsoever. Or maybe its just the stripes. Anyways, you gotta be completely disturbed and deviant to be attracted to a guy. I mean, look at him. What a fucking turn off. Its the stuff that could render you impotent for life, or until you set your eyes on those stars and stripes... such style, such sensuality, such erotica.
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Salaud, dude!
Like the song says, take it easy...
Your carelessness of language will get you in trouble! And quickly! But that's what you want, isn't it?
That was Trebeck's DAD!!!!
circa 1987
Seriously?
Naaaaaahhh... what would an adult be doing on this blog? just for that tis implausible.
AND we all know who trebek's dad really is. He doesnt look like this at all. He's got breasts and a pompadour, he's more of a brigitte bardot kind of dad.
...and he'd be actually attractive if he wasnt a tripod.
I think he is hot. He looks Arab and I LOVE Arab men. They're fucking animals in bed. Seriously.
You'd think that because they are Muslims they don't do "anything" well, you're wrong, they do evreything and more. They don't stop at licking your lady parts, they got all the way and yes, I do mean ass licking. It's actually quite nice in a tickly way.
Also this gentleman is "bien envelopé" which mean he must be packing a large apprendage, yikes! And if he is a good food eater he is probably a good eater in otherways if you know what I mean.
Are you as turned on as I am?
Yes. But that is only because he is from Argentina. And those who say Argentina also say CROQUE-MADAME!!!!!!!!!!!
...C'est quoi la différence entre un croque-monsieur et un croque-madame?
Du jambon!!!!!
Many thanks for all the coments. (?)
As someone said someday: It doesn't matter if they talk good or bad about you, the thing is that they talk about you!.
J'ai pas compris la blague....
I don't know the blogger of this shit, but, darling, you've got to know that there're no rules for beauty. It's too sujective. You like that artificialy blond, siliconed bitch in an 80's outfit. Others don't. It's so simple like that.
Ahd after all, you can just judge a person for a fucking photo.
And, yes, I think you must be soooo ugly and miserable.
Kisses from France!
UUUGGGHH.... i hate france and their french people and their stupid eiffel towers popping all over the place and paris.... stupid paris full of croissants and dog shit and french girls who won't put out... fuck you france!! i've got a friend sitting right next to me here at the library and he's studying, AND he's french (that means from france you twat!), and he doesn't know what's comming! in a second i'll get up and smack him on the back of the head as hard as i can... that'll be my declaration of war to your filthy ugly nation that doesn,t embrace the canadian flag (or unifolier as they say at la soirée du hockey molson à radio-canada (rip))...
...
done.
he's angry.
he hit me back.
.... ok, i gotta post this and kick his ass... friends, do me a favor and do like nofx and kill all the frenchmen.... kill all the frenchmen, kill all the frenchmen, kill all the frenchmen!!!!
oh...and BS, the anus licking can mean 2 things:
1) oh my fucking god you're so fucking hot, i've never been with a girl this hot before i want to lick you all over...
2) oh my god i love you so much, i don't think i've ever loved anyone like this before, i want to lick you all over...
i can also be a combination, which is a total killer.
so ladies, from now on, if you want to look back and figure out which of the guys you've been with really loved you, found you gorgeous or both, quit thinking about the gifts and romantic dinners and walks in the park and cheesy stuff like that, ask yourselves: "which one ate me all out??"
OMG!
Where are all these new people coming from?
I am excited and scared at the same time!
Alex, sweetheart, I haven't said I was french. I live in France, that's all. If you take a look on my blog, you'll see it's all written in spanish.
But, anyway, I love french men. In fact, my boyfriend is a parisian.
Love and kisses!
Froid had some interesting theries about homosexuality that the author of this post should read..
By the Way, Nituni lives in france, He's not french, the same way Alex Trebek lives on a civilized city and he's not.
froid??? woaaaahh!!! i'm loving it man!! from now on i'm mispelling everything as cleverly as you did.... take it to the next step and call him cold... SIGMUND COLD!!!!
and spaniards are ok... if you're from catalunya... otherwise you can kiss my ass... if you love me or find me very attractive that is...
"French" people are here! Sweet! They are my favourite non-montrealers! Well educated and arrogant! Like any French movie they: drink; smoke; fuck (many a times they make people cocu); comfortable with nakedness; like, nay, love to argue!
But one question Nituni, is your parisian boyfriend as lovingly ill-tempered as every single parisian I've ever come accross?
Sigmund Cold? Bouhahahaha!
Make it Sigmund Feud.
So you see Butter, it all comes down to offending the masses.
And I know who you are now.
Should I tell?
!
Salaud,
What did I do?
This is YOUR fault for posting that dude's picture.
hmm?
I dont see where you are getting at Butter.
Now let me set something straight here, and this shows just how zany gay men can be most of all of the time.
Couldnt you queers see I was doing sarcasm? That I wasnt actually attracted to that ugly fucking stars and stripes twat? Couldnt you read between the lines and see that I was actually telling how much I would like to neck this guy's crack? Come on, open your eyes people, this is all very disappointing. Very disappointing.
Please don't be disappointed in me Salaud. I read between the lines. I knew. I knew they were wrong. I felt like telling them, but that would have ruined it for you.
Sorry Salaud,
I did not read your post correctly, I thought you were blaming me for the Sigmund Feud.
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