this just in!!
you guys suck.
our romanian friend that we haven't seen or heard of in ages was at a bar called yellow closet (also known as green room in other parts of town)... i gave you all the necessary information for you to come say hi to him but you didn't. shame on you! he cried when i told him that you didn't want to see him again. and i was never really that close to him! now we're best friends.
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First of all if you knew what you were talking about, you'd know that people from romanland are called romaniacs.
Second of all, our romaniac never cries. Even when he was stranded alone in Central Park without any money or food or even cheap wine and forced to sleep under a bench during winter, our romaniac did not shed a tear; even when the romangipsies did what they did to him (I cant talk about this one, he doesnt want me to) he didnt cry. So verify yourself before you vilify yourself.
he wept like a little vagine in my arms. verify that bitch!
LIES! TIS ALL LIES!
Someone gag on this mendacious mythomaniac!
the point is that all you cry babies are like "where's nic? what happened to him?" all year fucking long and i tell you he's standing right next to me and you shrug like the alcoholics that you are...
Nic is in montreal?
wow... amazing...
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Soooo, what's on tv tonight?
oh! A documentary on pop rivets!
How arousing! I know one Pretty Young Tv set who's going to get a lot of Tender Love and Care tonight! oh yes I do, hmm hmmm.
i just wish to say that that girl is hot in a very drunken slutty "i'm only doing this once" kinda way...
ps: she's the one saying she's only doing it once...
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