Highlights from an article on the Beeb:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6128210.stm
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«Thousands of monkeys roam Delhi, mostly around government offices, and are considered a public nuisance.»
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«They have invaded the prime minister's office and the Defence Ministry, helping themselves to top secret military files.»
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THESE GUYS HAVE NUKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wait, what's this? «The monkey menace is proving a tricky issue, exercising some of India's most eminent legal minds.»
...Monkeys!
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Man, I thought this one was gold! GOLD! Yet no comments. Guess I have to kill another puppy. Your fault.
It is gold. It funny because people there are used to seeing monkeys in the streets. It reminds me of when my friend from Italy came here for the first time and saw a squirel. She flipped out. So I brought her to the park (or Robert Bourassa), and she nearly shit herself (though she might have, I didn't check). And then one night we saw a Raton Laveur (or little-rat washer). That sent her off the deep end. She thought Canadians lived in a zoo (or zoo (with snotty Fench pronounciation (so that it sounds like zeaux))).
Italians rule!
ok.. your friend's a wimp... send her to australia for a day... let her experience the land of the deadliest creatures... we have squirrels, racoons, cats, dogs, pigeons, beavers, cows and caribous... should i keep going? i mean, the deadliest of our species here is probably the bee... and it's just some common bee, which means that, in order to die from them you need to either a) be extremely stupid and stand still after upsetting a hive, or b) be deadly allergic.
stupidity and allergy... these are our deadliest species here.... i don't like your italian friend. unless she makes better pasta than the one i had last weekend, which was pretty fucking ordinary.
By the way she's really beautiful, single, and a doctor.
Can she cure broken hearts? If not, she's no Love Doctor in my eyes.
send her my way, i can deal with squirrel fright.
oh, did i mention that i have only had one italian sexual experience and that she was awesome... so one out of one is a 100%!!! they must all be awesome!
Does that mean that I'm 100% gay?
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