I saw you looking at me, twice and I looked back, twice.
Chances are that I think you're hot and I want you to come talk to me. Say anything, if I am interested I will talk back and continue the conversation or at least smile and act coy.
Or, it could be that you are one of those people......the really ugly ones.
You know what I am talking about. They are so unattactive that you cannot look away. You are mesmerized by their monstrousness ...... fuck how can someone be so ugly?
And then it happens......you are turned on by this human beast.
Either way, come and talk to me.
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until i know who you are, you're a slut.
yes. slut.
oh god.
Trebek, c’est moi....Maman.
Ne dit pas des mots grossier, mon chaton, ça fait preuve d’un manque de vocabulaire.
Je t'aime
boom...
...SHAK!
man.. you're driving me nuts! i've been trying to figure you out for the past few days now... i haven't slept at all.... so i've decided to work with what i had.... your name.... and it doesn't make sense. but, like many names, it does have initials... B and S. and i know a lot of bullshitters, but i don't know anyone who's name is actually bullshit.
here are my options:
ben stiller
benjamin sranklin
benoit seize
belinda stronach
bianca sexmeup
...
that's pretty much it.
Bianca Sexmeup is right! How did you know?
What an awesome name!
By jove!
I hope my mother never reads this blog!
Fortunately I am using an alias... flying below the radar in the a.k.a stance...
Borat Sagdiyev?
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