Friday, February 13, 2015

Shitty Action Movies

This is an excellent analysis on why so many action movies have gone to shit. Well worth the watch.

 Bonerpants, there's a special section just for you at 10:09

Also, John Wick is supposed to be an amazing action move. We should check it out at my place on the projector when it comes out on Blu-Ray



Dementor said...

Listen to us... we've become a bunch of jaded old assholes. A CRT and VHS used to
be all we needed for a good old evening of fun.
Now it's become conditional to a) Projector b) Blue Ray c) Vulnerable action heroes

Funny how this guy's arguments could apply to soft porn. Whats the best soft porn movie
you've seen? Which one featured a vulnerable protagonist/penetruder, non excessive choreography, and sufficient amounts of bodily fluids in believable stunts?

Karl Hungus said...

Well, John Wick was directed by some of the best ex-stuntmen in the business so I guess it would be like a porno directed by ex-fluffers, which is something I would definitely want to see on a projector.

Dementor said...

Its already out on blue ray by the way

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

How in the fuck do I make a new post? I'm really looking for the "Create post" button...whatever. I'll just post this here for now. Check out this nugget of online idiocy:

You can fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time....
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1 day ago
Bob Marley wannabe idiot. All your posts a peppered, at best, with anecdotes. Johnny-come lately hater.

1 day ago
CORRECTION: posts are peppered...

24 hours ago
Hey genius, it's: You can fool some people some times, but you can't fool all the people all the time. Learn the songs before you karaoke like and idi0t.
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20 hours ago
We are Moaz
Educate yourself idiot.

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."

Abraham Lincoln

Author Profession: President
Nationality: American
Born: February 12, 1809
Died: April 15, 1865

Dementor said...

Good thing you never found the post button for your post that wasnt a post. What are these!? Youtube comments? You're a bum Bonerpants, you're just a bum.

Barbarosa said...

Bonerpants, you make me sick.

Barbarosa said...

I'm just happy they mentioned shaky cam and quick cuts. I hate that shit.