No fair!!!

Gotta give it to her (snif) the girl is a champ. (snif)
Thats one brave soldier right there. (snif, snif)

But its not (snif) fair (snif)... (sob)...

the other skaters didnt have their mother's death (sob) to deal with during their program... (snif sob snif)
Goddamn it, if I had been a judge, (snif snif sob snif) I would have ordered the execution of all the other mothers of skaters (sob snif sob), so as to keep the fairness to (sob) acceptable levels.

(voice trembling)
Its not fair man.