Symptoms of our times

I was procrastinating on the cybernets, when I fell upon this most interesting site.

Although it is quite probably the most eloquent display of mediocrity/insanity to have ever wasted bytes of virtual space in the history of the web, I thought it could still be interesting to register our own Buoy Boy, Master Aquatic Life Saver and Keeper of the Marine Peace.

Anyways, I'm divided as to which is the coolest... I'm torned between Angle Grinder Man, who " patrols by night looking for unhappy drivers who have been clamped and then sets their cars free."



...and Polar Man, who "shovels elders' steps and walkways, entertains children and prowls the streets some nights keeping an eye out for vandals"...