Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Meanwhile, in Japan...

5 comments:

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Life will never be the same

Dementor said...

seriously... and the look of that androïd's face!? fucking scary man.

Master of the Craw said...

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Someone please translate this video! I need context. I need something!

Dementor said...

Litteral Translation of Japanese Show : "Super Dog Master Beach", episode 31, season 5.

Anchor : "Hello Tokyo! I hope you are ready for fun because you are in with the SUPER DOG MASTER and today special is : dogs! Of course, dogs, yes dogs, because : how we like to play with the testicules... the scrotum... the balls! hrhrhoooorhrh!
Everytime I see dog, I love to feel its scrotum! look at these balls, how nice balls! nice balls!
(Crowd cheers)

Anchor: ah! ohoh!... what is that?! adadada!! an android! a replicant!! look at that face! its Gastro! my favorite robot!
(Crowd cheers)

Gastro : hey, yeahh! whats up whats crackin?

Anchor: we're playing with dogs!
hey! you're wearing...

Gastro: huh? ... yes, tiger t-shirt...

(crowd laughs)

Gastro: okay, enough with the jokes, I wanna feel some dog scrotum, eh?...

Anchor: ooh! aah! ... Gastro wants to play with dog balls! I never thought androids would do that! Incredible... he wants dog balls!

Gastro: yes, I love them! hehe!

(crowd cheers)

Anchor: well gastro, we got a surprise


Anchor : yes, we've got a preppie dude...

Gastro: uh?

Anchor: ... willing to get fucked by a dog!

(crowd cheers)

Preppie guy: hey, whats up...

Anchor: you ready ?

Preppie: er..yes... hi...

Anchor: to get it up the ass from a gigantic moloss?

Preppie: uh, yes, that is what we agreed upon this morning yes.

Anchor : all right, bring out the dog.

(dramatic violins)

Preppie: Holy kedademas, thats a nice one! oh... my god... I'm so gonna get it...

( for the rest, refer to the universal handbook of facial expressions, chapter 13: Dog Fuck Distress and other forms of anxiety symptoms )