17:02 - The Bianchi-Salem Team finally exits out of the Sun Circus and makes it's entry into the race. The clock is ticking but the Team remains calm while Emile unlocks Edoardo and they prepare to propel themselves towards total road freedom and domination.
17:04 - Lebtalian team passes below highway 40 and jumps into the urban street maze.
17:05 - First opponent sighted, 40 meters ahead. Our team picks up the pace. Bianchi demands more power but the lebanese engine knows it wont be necessary to pass the hipster wimp.
17:05:04 - Orange Fluo Track Bike Hipster Wimp catches a glimpse of the lebtalian team passing him by at death defying speed. He clearly is offended and tries to catch up.
17:05:34 - Orange Fluo Wimp loses sight of Bianchi team, gives up and sits back down on his seat, realizing the engine on the opposent's team was sitting all the while. First victory of the race.
17:06:32 - Lebtalian team stops at red light and witnesses Minelli-Sleazy ass opponent team fully stabilized with front wheel at 45 degree, not moving at all.
17:06:34 - Lebtalian team thinks it should try to master this skill.
17:06:51 - Red light turns green. While being awed by the opponents inertia skills, Bianchi and Salem are not impressed by his low-powered acceleration and leave him far behind.
17:08 - Catching them by surprise, the Minelli-Sleazy ass opponent tries to pass the Bianchi-Salem team to its right! Accepting the challenge, Bianchi-Salem lashes out full throttle and the hummus fuelled lebanese engine gives out a roaring sound of fury, while the surrounding atmosphere fills with particles of partial extra-garlic hummus combustion.
17:08:14 - Sleazy-ass sits the fuck back down and disappears from the Team's field of vision. The Italian frame asks for a proper taunting of the loser but Lebanese driver remains dignified.
17:13 - Team arrives home. Driver-engine thinks to himself: "I thought I was a competitive asshole, but that bike is even worse than me... sure is a beaut though!"
7 comments:
Your title to story rapport is like your life: meaningless.
Your ass to face "rapport" is like, infinite.
hey, emile, i just realized i forgot to lend you super mario galaxy as well. let me know if you want it and i'll bring it with me the next time we wallball or something.
about the cable, all I could find was the old school one that goes in place of your real TV cable. It should work on any kind of TV.
yeah, i guess that could do... what I need to do is reclaim my good tv from aure's house which does have component inputs.
all righty then, lets set up a rendez vous. And forget about Galaxy.
Yo Quiero real mucho el MegaHombre duo y tres, per el corazon de Jesus.
ok, il faudra que je les trouve...
je previous une partie de wall ball dans notre prochain futur. en esperant que nous puissions reunir un groupe aussi imposant qu'au début de la saison.
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