Lobo

Have you seen this guy?



He's the super villain who killed Superman.

(what follows is an excerpt from his Majesty the King of The Universe, Bruce Campbell himself, ranting about his favorite heroe)

"(...) Another reason for Lobo's downfall was that it was too over-the top violent. Nowadays everyone is fragging obsessed with realistic action. Frag that. If I wanted to see realistic action, I'd punch a body-builder in the face like a real man. People didn't want to watch cartoony but gorey and bloody action. It made the average person's (ie. a moron) head explode because it's a fragging paradox.

Plus those elitist arsehool's thought it was too immature and childish. Well, first off, poopoo pants, Lobo worked as satire. Satire is just a loop-hole to justify lazy-concepting. I use it all the time. That way me/Lobo could be as stupid and moronic as we wanted, and still appeal to mass audiences and still be quality products. Frag yeah.

They should make a movie about Lobo - it would be like this. The movie begins and this guy (played by Bruce Campbell) would come in to this dark strip-joint and ask for Lobo's help (Lobo would be played by Henry Rollins). He needs Lobo to catch this guy, and he'll pay him anything to do it. The next two hours would just be Lobo killing and swearing (but his swear words are frag and bastich and stuff) at random aliens. He would also blow things up and have sex with girls for no reasons. It would literally write itself.
So frag Hulk and Batman. Adapt a real comic book for once. This boring and lame world needs the over-the-top and crazy action seen in Lobo's universe. Frag those snot-nosed bratz, and make a real movie for those who need it. Plus let's not forget that Lobo just kicks fucking ass and a movie about him would become an instant cult classic. Frag yeah'."