Da Sex Pistols wAs Da FirSt PunK BaND

- No you idiot. The Clash were there first.

- What the fuck you goddamn ignorant bastard, everyone knows without the Ramones there would have been none of it!

- Get a Bran you Moran, the Stooges were the first Punk Band.

- Then why did they open for the MC5 then, duhhh???

- MUUUAHAHAHAHAHA.... You kids have no idea! Punk Rock goes back all the way to 1964 it does! Back when the Sonics would play their music in the wilderness, and even getting banned from there forest, where they were blamed for killing trees! Tis true!
And you can lay to that!