Last Night

Here's a few of the tidbits I heard yesterday:

"I like your diction." -Shipwreck trying to be nice to the waitress.

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"Where's your leash?" -Shipwreck to Erizabeth

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"Dude, you just hit a girl. In the face. And she was wearing glasses!" -when Jazzine did just that.

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"Why am I making out with you? I hate you."
-"I hate you too, wanna make out with me?"
-"Can I?"

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"That's the second time tonight I see a man on all fours on St-Laurent." -Candyman