Here are two I thought you might like:

"Seriously, what is the deal with bitches these days?"
"There's a reason they make 70 cents to every dollar you make, bro; it's because you have a thundercock of ultimate proportion"
Or this one :

"The anal sex sequences, particularly chapters 1, 3-5, 7, 10-16 and 22-30 are described in such graphic, intricate detail, that I literally vomited on my copy of the book" -Ron Dursley, The New York Times
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/pottercovers.html
PWOT
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They say the sequel, "Not without my lubricant" is better on many fronts ranging from the stylistical perspective taken by the author to the penetrating character development.
There's supposedly a chapter involving a giant squash, Crisco, a hamster and a giant cat named Lumpy that is considered to be a defining moment in western litterature.
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