Wow, that really brightens up my day! Its like its not raining anymore. I remember reading an article about him and how we should not worry about climate change, 'cause it was a lefty conspiracy and anyways, Armaggedon and Salvation were far more worthy of our attention.
And ACTUALLY Trebek, what he said was more along the lines of:
''Shortly after the 11 September 2001 attacks, he said that gays, atheists, civil-rights activists and legal abortions in the US had angered God and "helped this happen".''
"I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians, who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way — all of them who try to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'"
seriously, everyone knows that the most common question on the Homeland Security entrance exam is:
When encountering an Arab in all situations one must expect him to:
1) Greet you 2) Ask you what time it is 3) Explode 4) Purchase Goods and services at a local business.
As for the late reverend well I have a connection in Hades that tells me they reserved a place for him in the same circle that houses the gays the black and the jews for all eternity. They tried to also get some arabs in there but apparently they had something to do that involved heaven and virgins. He wasn't sure what though...
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Wow, that really brightens up my day! Its like its not raining anymore. I remember reading an article about him and how we should not worry about climate change, 'cause it was a lefty conspiracy and anyways, Armaggedon and Salvation were far more worthy of our attention.
not to mention that abortionists and evolutionists were responsible for 9/11!
Wait. Oh well that was nice while it lasted. Two morons were born last minute. So its actually one more moron.
And ACTUALLY Trebek, what he said was more along the lines of:
''Shortly after the 11 September 2001 attacks, he said that gays, atheists, civil-rights activists and legal abortions in the US had angered God and "helped this happen".''
I kid you not.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6659457.stm
"I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians, who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way — all of them who try to secularize America — I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'"
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=10188427
Wow.
i know! he didn't even mention the arabs!! hello????
seriously, everyone knows that the most common question on the Homeland Security entrance exam is:
When encountering an Arab in all situations one must expect him to:
1) Greet you
2) Ask you what time it is
3) Explode
4) Purchase Goods and services at a local business.
As for the late reverend well I have a connection in Hades that tells me they reserved a place for him in the same circle that houses the gays the black and the jews for all eternity. They tried to also get some arabs in there but apparently they had something to do that involved heaven and virgins. He wasn't sure what though...
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