So I went to Super Sex with my co-workers including my boss's boss today for lunch. It was to celebrate a colleague’s end of bachelorhood. It was supposed to be a rowdy romp but had turned into an overdrawn moment of silent awkwardness. Apparently, aside from the free hot and cold buffet, Super Sex has become ghetto ass and creepy. And yes, among others, I was subjected to a 10$ lap dance. I don’t know about you guys but having some stranger’s tits and ass in my face in front of people you normally interact with on a professional level is not my idea of a good time. It was more of a humiliating spectacle for all parties involved. And that one overpriced beer did not help us reach that much sought after state of inebriated camaraderie. Props go to the boss for encouraging the effort, though.
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I can actually imagine the scene. Ah...The Office.
wow.
So......is there going to be a really awkward moment at the coffee machine tomorrow morning? You know, the kind you have after getting really drunk at an Omer Deserres christmas party, then going home with your co-worker, waking-up the next morning to hear her roommate argue with her because he just professed his love, then have to work a nine hour shift with her where she keeps looking into your eyes trying to hold you there, and she's got this cute smile that just makes you want to puke out of anxiety because you're not interested but you suddenly see she's in love with you.
You know, that kind of awkward that makes you have to quit.
No, I don't know
or like when i called jmo a nigger! hahahahaha??? anyone?
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