2012

All right all right.
Settle down children.
Settle down. Now Amresh, what did I say about the drooling? Wipe this saliva off your table. Dont laugh Trebek, it is mean to laugh one's friends down. Especially one's special friends. For Christ's sake Qibiche, stop it already, leave your imaginary penis alone, and stop eating those boogers! I dont care if they're yours!
Now now children... As you all know, the end of the world is scheduled for 2012, december 2012 to be precise. There is no doubt about it, it is a definite, the many sources are unequivocal. Credible mayan apocalipto specialists believe the B'ak'tun (pronounce Bagxlakgxltungnkg) cycle will complete its thirteenth occurence, which translates into the end of our reality and the beginning of a new one. Also, none other than Mr. Nostradamus told of 2012 as being the year where natural disasters (obviously) will allow the third anti-christ (possibly a jew) to disperse his troops around the globe under the guise of aid in preparation for nuclear war. The fact that nuclearism wasnt invented in Nostradamus's time removes any justification for skepticism, so brace yourselves.
One prophecy even goes as far as to claim the earth's magnetic field will reverse, which evidently would spell as total annihilation of the human specie caused by a global misguidance towards the south pole.
Here is a preview of the end of times as reported by the chinese.
Do not kid yourselves children, this end of the world will be an excruciatingly and painfully long one. It will hurt. For about 7 long and hard minutes.