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???WHEN DID WE START ADVERTISING???

Vive la France!

Woop! Dayyitis!

Yet another French movie under the belt. Still amazed that the 3/5 rule still applies. Stop me if you've heard this before. Any and every French movie will always have 3 out 5 French Movie Elements, that are as follows: 1. Wine drinking 2. Cigarette smoking 3. Cheatin' 4. Yelling 5. Titties.

I saw Les Soeurs fachées yesterday. Elements 1 through 4 were present.



What? I already posted this, but with another movie?

...Hey look! You can see your face in the screen! Awesome!




Wanna play Guitar Hero II?

Elderly Lapidation

I couldnt wait till christmas so I imagegoogled "elderly lapidation" and all I could find was information about how iranians like to lapidate their women. Thats what they do over there. They burry them up to the waist and then stone them to death. This is what happened to the woman in the picture. Although she is not old enough to qualify as an elderly, it is still a lapidation scene, so I was not too disapointed.

Yoga

This is Trebek's brain...

If you can't stand the heat,

Get out of the kitchen!




This just goes as a warning. There are reasons why we all have limits. They are NOT meant to be broken.

the muslims strike again!!! and this time they hit us where it hurts!!!

Ok, so you may or may not know about this local band Duchess says... i personnally liked them for about 15 minutes, but whatever, they do their thing and people dance and have fun so it's all good... ok... i just don't like the hype... anyway....
you can hear them here: duchess says' myspace

but the funny part is that their official website has recently been hacked by turkish islamists!!! FOR REAL YO!!!! (well, i don't know, it may verry well be a joke...) check it out!
duchess says

penis lifting

If I only had a penis, I would learning this every Saturday morning!

anyone down to watch the game tonight?

yo quiero hockey

this image haunts me at night

the guy looks like a cult leader too... and why are his eyes changing color?

this reminds me of the time davidoff (a.k.a. 'doff) and i decided to put my vibrator in our noses. it made me tingle in places i never knew existed.

the current events?

what if i want to add events to the listings?? how does that work, could someone email me the procedure?
ps: i understand this is the serious area of the blog.... pfffff...

I don't know who I feel sorrier for...the dog or the kid.

the dog, poor thing.

Ready? I was BORN ready.

Gracie: I'd go with you...

Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

***

Margo: Well, God, aren't you even going to kiss her goodbye?

Jack Burton: Nope.

Special People

Why do we keep on pretending we're special? Did we not all have mothers telling we us were special? I guess those few that did not can truly claim that they are. But then again, that is why they are in prison now.


That's it for now, have fun being the grey mass. I'm gonna go wear trendy clothes so I can look edgy and different. Furthermore, I would just like y'all to know that the Guinness Book of World Records just called, and I now own the record for longest adolescence.

I heart India

You will enjoy this true story. As you do, please pay special attention to your jaw. It will have dropped.

As an aside, the narrator mentions at the beginning that this took place at the national parliament in Delhi; my sources tell me that in fact, the events took place in the state Assembly of Uttar Pradesh...population 166 million souls.



Have a good week.

hehe

Saturday night

oh crap... I think I pressed the wrong button...
oh... wow...