I'm sorry I fucked up. It was stupid. I was stupid. And slightly hypocritical. I remember warning and advising my social circle to take it easy Saturday night. Is there a difference between excuses and reasons? That depends whether you're speaking to your mom or your bookie. Regardless, I believe that my failure is a mixture of both.
You see, it was my niece's birthday party on Saturday. My sister got me drunk because she wanted me to stay longer. I could have said no, but it's so good, once it hits your lips, it's so good.
Needless to say, over three litres of beer later, my decision-making abilities were severely compromised. Combine the late night with the mildly severe cramps I blame on the McDonald's I had before bed, I was in no mood to brutalize my stomach, liver and intestines any further.
I apologize. Here's a token to beg your forgiveness: Another scene from Old School which is surely one of the funniest movies scenes in the history of cinema.
Yours truly,
The bières versées en trop team
How could you!?
ReplyDeleteYou seem to have done something terrible, and I'm not about to forgive you any sooner. Much more so because I dont know what you're talking about.
On a completely unrelated subject,
I received two absolutely strange phone calls yesterday, from weird voiced individuals who urged me to go "drink" with them, at noon on a sunday?!
What could they possibly have meant by that? People are getting more and more bizarre these days, I'm telling you.
On another completely unrelated subject, as I was randomly zapping the tube, I realized that there was an unusual amount of really ugly anglophones on TV yesterday. Thats when I realized what day it was.
March 22nd!!! International World Water Day!!! I understood then the reason of the two weird calls I received previously. So I drank two glasses of water in their honor.
The water was ok, although maybe slightly better than usual.