It's A Small World After All

I was hard at work, when I stumbled upon this little nugget of an article. Here's a quote:

"Dude, check this one out," Andrew told friend Ben Witt, holding a copy of the Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass LP Whipped Cream & Other Delights. "Is that the funniest thing you've ever seen, or what?"

Said Article

No mention of Caption Ahab, though. Or whatever his name is.