Famous People = Lots o' Illegitimate Children (+ correction due to internet difficulties last night)

I found this pic while exploring the outer confines of the internet. Can someone please tell me this does NOT look like Dick Cheney's illegitimate son?



He looks like a Marvin, non? For those of you not in the know, here is what Dick Cheney looks like:



This is what his legitimate daughter Mary looks like:



Now if Mary and "Marvin" coupled together and made a baby, said baby would look a little like this:



or this:



Visual potAto/potAHto if you ask me.