If this winter never left us... like never... would I stay here, or would I go try to find some place warmer? I have a suspicion I would stay, but I think I'd turn into a mean son of a bitch - like crush people's skulls with big blocks of ice so I could steal their socks. Thoughts?
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I would be happy. Winter is a fun season, when its cold. What I hate is when it's +5 one day and -15 the next.
That's why I liked this winter: It was consistently cold, therefore preserving the snow.
If winter never left I would start hunting people for their skin. I would wear their skin, and sell them and embroider them with beautiful bone ornaments. I would use a femur for a sword and pelvis for a shield, and wear a skull helmet and skull armour. My renown would traverse the continent and people would fear me so much they would love me and willingly offer their children to me, and I would feast on them and choose amongst them the best most voluptuous skin for me to use as underwear. It would be beautiful.
None of this surprises me
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