Last weekend I saw a guy who said he was 77. His body looked like he was 60, but his face was kinda 70. A buttisface 77, if you will. Then my girlfriend pointed out he might have been lying on his age to get the golden age rebate, but then I said it didnt make sense because the rebate was for 60 and up, and he was definitely older then 60.
Anyways, he looked about 100 year younger than this old derelict piece of shit.
I wish instead of being senile and brag about aliens this guy would just tell us what he did to get in that state of decay. Was it alcohol? What is pot? I need to know.
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Too bad the aliens gutted his vocal chords.
Really?
No name no info on the guy? Just "A man who used to be CIA"?
Seriously?
This guy's 77.
Last weekend I saw a guy who said he was 77. His body looked like he was 60, but his face was kinda 70. A buttisface 77, if you will. Then my girlfriend pointed out he might have been lying on his age to get the golden age rebate, but then I said it didnt make sense because the rebate was for 60 and up, and he was definitely older then 60.
Anyways, he looked about 100 year younger than this old derelict piece of shit.
I wish instead of being senile and brag about aliens this guy would just tell us what he did to get in that state of decay. Was it alcohol? What is pot? I need to know.
Pot is a euphemism for marijuana. It is a mild hallucinogenic, usually smoked.
You're an euphemism for annoying prick.
You're a euphemism for annoying prick.
You're a ninjageration for annoying prick.
I'm sorry. I love you barbie.
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